It started against the garage door in 1998 and nobody has ever agreed a final score. The stake has never once changed: whoever loses does the washing up.
You take Beto’s penalties. Beni keeps goal, and claims he has your run-up written down. Five shots. Three goals wins. Pick a corner.
No rebounds, no VAR, and the garage door counts as a full-size goal. Beni disputes all three rules. Beni has always disputed all three rules.